How Are Your 'diy' Skills?

Be prepared to answer the same question about twenty times in one minute and hope they remember not to ask it again  They genuinely don't remember ever asking it
  Don't get disappointed when they don't remember you when you pass by the ward to check on them the next morning  They genuinely don't remember you
  Learn how to read Hieroglyphics - it's the only handwriting doctors know
  When that sweet old lady has to go she has to go  Be prepared to say goodbye just as you're getting to know them
 Learn how to say no for you'll get many a marriage proposal!
 Keep their secrets just that - a secret remember they don't mean to tell you anyway
 You will get spat on; sometimes you might even get a punch or two but remember they won't remember a thing minutes later
 Learn how to give cuddle to crying babies
 Remember you could end up with an extra patient when mum comes to collect her upset baby!
 Be prepared to feed off the adrenaline rush every now and again  They don't call it recovery for nothing!
Always remember it could be you lying in that bed screaming in pain
Blood urine vomit- it's all part of the job  Deal with it! Choose your words carefully  Privacy and Dignity- Enough said